I don't have too much to say about this season; it's pretty boring. Last night's theme was so random. No Doubt and musicians that have inspired Gwen Stefani. Is she really inspired by Donna Summer?
LaKisha: I'd love to see her do something that's not in her comfort zone. I thought that was a strange choice.
Chris S: Meh.
Melinda: She can sang and she's awesome, but she bores me for the same reason LaKisha does. I'm just not a fan of the kind of music the two of them sing.
Blake: I almost shit my pants when Ryan said someone was going to do a Cure song. Don't fuck with my holy trinity, show. I figured it would be Blake doing Lovesong and was glad when it was. He did fine. It's not really a "performance song."
Phil: I hate Phil but I suppose he did ok. I would freak the hell out if he were watching every breath I take, every move I make, every step I take and every claim I stake.
Haley: Zzzzz... She's lucky she's hot.
Sanjaya: Rusty and I both cracked up when they showed him with his ill-advised hairstyle and then they cut to Ryan giving us his best "WTF?!" face. He sounded like ass but I'm pretty sure he's at the point where he doesn't give a rat's ass. I almost want to keep him around because I enjoy laughing at his suckiness.
Gina: I don't like the Pretenders but I like that song and thought she did a good job.
Chris R.: He's cute but not cute enough to like despite the badness of his singing (see: Young, Ace). I like my men to sound like men which is why I can't stand that Justin Timberlake-esque singing. That whinyness and falsetto does not appeal to me in the least.
Jordin: She did the song I would have done if I had to do a No Doubt song (oh, don't pretend like you don't think about those things), but that song was way too low for her register. Also, her outfit was hideous. I still like her better than LaKisha and Melinda though because she takes risks.
I'm wondering if "Not-Dim" will comment this year...