Very Important Announcement

After one season of not giving a rat's ass, I now have a new American Idol boyfriend for season 7: Jason Castro (the dreadlock guy). He's only 20 and I'm not so much into the younger guys, especially the ones who can't legally drink, but I love his goofy awkwardness, his dreads (I LOVE well-groomed dreads), his gorgeous blue eyes, his smile, and his voice.

So, with all that being said, I have to apologize in advance to Jason and his fans for his boot tonight because being my American Idol boyfriend is the kiss of death, as Ace very well knows.

2 Things

Check out Song Tapper. You tap out a beat with your space bar and it tells you what song it is (well, it gives you multiple choices of what the song might be). It recognized Billie Jean and Iron Man. It thought Iron Man might also be a song called Baby, Pull All Dat Ass Out by a group called Registered Sex Offenders. Nice.

Ahhhhhh!!!!! A library classification game!! Noooooo!!!!

An Open Letter to American Idol Contestants Past, Present, and Future

Dear Contestants,

We've been over this before, but apparently we haven't learned. "Piece of My Heart" is NOT a happy song. Please do not smile while you are singing it.

Sincerely,

Jenny G

The End is Nigh!

The end of the writers' strike, that is. The Office should have 5 to 10 new episodes in April and May. Check here to see what's going on with your other favorite shows.

WTF?!

Is the fact that Charmin is so durable it will stick to my ass supposed to be a selling point?! Why is the toilet paper on the side of the bear's ass?! Why is the other bear standing outside of the "bathroom" with a vacuum cleaner?! Look at the hose on the vacuum cleaner! Was there so much TP on the bear's ass that it's jamming the hose on the vacuum?!

Things I've Learned in Library School

Cataloging is like a scavenger hunt. But not like a fun scavenger hunt. More like a scavenger hunt that makes you want to suck on the business end of a .22.