Quick Ones
The Smoking Gun's headline for their story about Dick Cheney is "See Dick? Run!"
February is now more than halfway over. I hate this part of winter.
I was so sad when my little cowboy guy got kicked off American Idol last night! If I had had PMS, I probably would have cried. He needs to run over the Identity Theft twins with a horse. I wouldn't be so amused by their crime if they weren't such jackasses.
I hope no one's Valentine's Day sucked.
posted by Jenny G @ 2:56 PM
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I missed Idol last night! I'm so bummned. My friend had a really bad day at work and we went out for some Mexican food and margaritas. :-) Did you see Randy on Letterman last night??
Those twins are jackwads. "My spirit has been broken..." what an idiot.
His spirit isn't all that's going to be broken in the pokey, I'll bet. Jen and I made continuous references to their crime last night and last week: "Better not give them your number! They'll steal your identity!" and such. They're funnier in person, and they're kind of necessary to make it through watching the damn show without ripping our hair out in agony at seeing their ugly jackass mugs on TV ALL THE DAMN TIME.
The "they" in my previous comment was the funny references to the Annoying Twins's crime and subsequent incarceration.
Folks have been coming up with some of the best jokes about Dick. I've been in tears laughing this whole week.
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