Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Idiot Report Part II

Britney Spears photographed driving with her four-month-old son IN HER LAP. Apparently she was trying to protect him after a "horrifying, frightening encounter" with the paparazzi. Not to be insensitive, but I think it would be more horrifying and frightening to fly through the windshield.


Blogger March to the Sea said...

$50.00 says that kid is a runaway, drug addicted, alcaholic, gun toting loony by the time he is 12.

2/09/2006 9:22 AM  
Blogger Annoyed said...

Why run away? I bet he stays home, smokes pot all day and takes mom's sports car head first into a telephone poll at the age of 15.

We can only hope that dad is riding shotgun.

2/09/2006 10:11 AM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

Yeah, I agree with everything except the running away. He has no reason to run away; it's not like his parents will have rules for him.

2/09/2006 11:14 AM  
Blogger Caroline said...

I understand being scared in a situation like that, but dude, you don't hold your new baby on your lap while you are DRIVING.

I wonder who this kid will end up really looking like, and do you think his first word will be "papazoo?"

I also agree that he will probably be sitting at home a lot smoking pot with K-Fed.

2/09/2006 12:16 PM  
Blogger Caroline said...

Thank you for your comment. I don't know how being personable is a bad thing. People in Chicago can be strange what can I say! I just hate interviews that end up being a total waste of time.

I should just go and apply for a job as a recruiter b/c I understand how brutal the process of finding a job is.

2/09/2006 6:52 PM  
Blogger defiant goddess said...

What do they say about hindsight? Maybe next time she'll have the person in the passenger seat take care of the baby while she gets away from the paps. They *are* a--holes.

2/09/2006 10:38 PM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

caroline: Couldn't she have gotten in her car, locked the doors, and leaned over in her seat to put him in the carseat? Britney wasn't bad looking before she became white trash, but Kevin looks like a rat with his beady eyes and his pointy nose. They'll probably be the "cool" parents because they'll buy their kids kegs and weed.

goddess: I hear you, but nothing should be more important than your child's safety. She didn't mind the paparazzi when her car broke down and they helped her to push it .

2/10/2006 2:15 PM  
Blogger Caroline said...

I totally agree with you on the carseat thing. I bet its one sweet carseat too.

I mean do you think that either of them shower on a day-to-day basis?? I think that they are meant for each other.

2/10/2006 5:24 PM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

I don't know that they even shower on a week-to-week basis.

2/11/2006 9:08 PM  
Blogger Caroline said...

Yeah, I'm not sure either...Gross.

2/12/2006 11:12 PM  

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