Thursday, April 10, 2008

Idol Thoughts

No Idol Thoughts from last was a busy one (more on that to come).

I thought everyone did pretty well (to varying degrees, of course) on Wednesday night. The worst for me were Syesha and David Cook (I just thought that was a very strange performance). The best was Jason, and I'm saying that totally objectively. I wasn't (as) blinded by lust (as usual) because I wasn't crazy about the outfit. I probably wouldn't have liked Kristy, but I don't know because I used that time to put my dishes away.

I watched about 20-30 minutes' worth of last night's extravaganza. I'm pretty cynical about Idol Gives Back, but it does raise millions of dollars, so maybe I shouldn't be. Although it's sort of hard not to be cynical when ExxonMobil is written at the bottom of my screen and they make millions of dollars every second. Some quick thoughts:

I hate "Please Don't Stop the Music" but I really loved, to a strange degree, Jason's part of the song. I also love watching people who know how to dance well. I'm pretty much the whitest white that ever whited, so my dancing ability is restricted to swaying from side to side completely out of time with the music. It's ok though, because one of the things white people like is standing still at concerts.

Bleep Bloop (although I have Tifaux, so mine just goes "ding.")

I felt sort of embarrassed for Terri Hatcher when she sang "Before He Cheats," but I forgot about that embarrassment when I saw the violinist from Band from TV. Wait, I just looked them up and Terri is in the band. I wasn't ever aware that this existed, although their name makes much more sense now. Apparently the infinitely sexy violinist is Jesse Spencer, who looks a lot less hot on my monitor than he looked on TV last night.


Why is the "acquitted" rapist Kobe Bryant telling me to give money? Why does he have a white person's flesh-colored band-aid on his face? Now that I think about it, do they even make darker-colored band-aids for African Americans? Who knew that Curad was racist? Who knew that before his rape trial, Kobe had an endorsement deal with Nutella? Who knew that this paragraph would go so far off-topic?


Heart!!!!! Ann Wilson sounds as great as ever! Ahhhh!! Fergie. Actually, she didn't sound too bad. What is going on tonight? First I'm obtaining enjoyment from a Rihanna song that isn't "Umbrella" and now I'm digging Fergie. Has my brain officially been broken?


"525,600 Minutes!" I love this song, but the performance isn't so great. Kristy's mike is turned up too loud. Not as good as the version on my original Broadway soundtrack.


Robin Williams as the Russian Idol is uncomfortable, unfunny, and goes on way too long.


I was promised by pictures from the taping that there would be white outfits, yet there is one minute to go and Mariah Carey is "singing." Oh, here it is. "Shout to the Lord." I'm a little put off by this. What if they're not Christians? I know Jason, Brooke, and Archie are, and I assume Kristy is, but the others? Did they have a say if they're not? What if they're Buddhists? Some people were pissed that they performed a song from "Rent" and then followed it up with this. It sounds good though, so I'll ignore the lyrics and look at Jason, and in honor of the full-body shot of Jason I'll think of some appropriate lyrics from Salt N Pepa: "Oooh, how you doin' baby? No, not you. You. The bow-legged one. Yeah. What's your name? Jason...that sounds sexy."

Girls, what's my weakness?


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Blogger B. said...

I felt a tiny bit guilty that I didn't have much interest in watching Idol Gives Back, but hey, I have a six week old and I needed some sleep during that time last night.

I did catch the final song. I was shocked that they were singing that, but I do know all of the words because we sing it a lot at church. And then Ben Stiller came out at the end and kept saying the "F" word, so it sort of canceled out "Shout to the Lord."

I'm guessing the bottom 3 tonight will be Carly, Brooke, and Syesha. I want Syesha to go home, but I think it might be Carly.

(Sorry this comment is so long, it's like a blog post in itself)

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE "Stuff White People Like." I saw it on a friends Facebook page awhile back and read it all the time. Freakin' hilarious!

4/10/2008 12:53 PM  
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4/10/2008 3:18 PM  
Blogger Hotwire said...

jason was the best and fergie is a joke.

4/12/2008 7:00 AM  
Blogger B. said...

Jen- I hope you post about tonight's Idol. I just watched Brooke's horrible performance and am thinking that I need to find a new favorite.

4/22/2008 8:31 PM  

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