Is it Really Necessary...

to take 15 minutes to tell me whether or not trash will be picked up on Monday? Apparently with York Waste Disposal it is.

Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday.
Receptionist: What township are you in?
Jenny G: Springettsbury
Receptionist: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Receptionist: Let me transfer you to sales.

Sales: Can I help you?
Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday. I live in Springettsbury Township.
Sales: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Sales: What's your address?
Jenny G: (gives address)
Sales: We don't have an account at that address
Jenny G: It's through my landlord, (gives name)
Sales: Oh, ok, let me transfer you to Darlene.

Darlene: Can I help you?
Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday. I live in Springettsbury Township.
Darlene: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Darlene: What's your address?
Jenny G: (gives address)
Darlene: We don't have an account at that address
Jenny G: It's through my landlord, (gives name).
Darlene: I don't have an account listed in that name.
Jenny G: (resisting urge to scream) Well, I have a toter than says York Waste on it and this phone number; every Monday morning they come across the street, where I take my dumpster, and pick it up.
Darlene: Well, trash will be picked up on Tuesday.
Jenny G: Thank you.

I'm really not in the mood to deal with stupidity today.