Friday, May 27, 2005

Is it Really Necessary...

to take 15 minutes to tell me whether or not trash will be picked up on Monday? Apparently with York Waste Disposal it is.

Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday.
Receptionist: What township are you in?
Jenny G: Springettsbury
Receptionist: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Receptionist: Let me transfer you to sales.

Sales: Can I help you?
Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday. I live in Springettsbury Township.
Sales: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Sales: What's your address?
Jenny G: (gives address)
Sales: We don't have an account at that address
Jenny G: It's through my landlord, (gives name)
Sales: Oh, ok, let me transfer you to Darlene.

Darlene: Can I help you?
Jenny G: Yes, I was wondering if our trash will be picked up on Monday or Tuesday. I live in Springettsbury Township.
Darlene: We don't collect trash in Springettsbury. That's Penn Waste.
Jenny G: My dumpster says York Waste on it and they pick our trash up on Monday mornings.
Darlene: What's your address?
Jenny G: (gives address)
Darlene: We don't have an account at that address
Jenny G: It's through my landlord, (gives name).
Darlene: I don't have an account listed in that name.
Jenny G: (resisting urge to scream) Well, I have a toter than says York Waste on it and this phone number; every Monday morning they come across the street, where I take my dumpster, and pick it up.
Darlene: Well, trash will be picked up on Tuesday.
Jenny G: Thank you.

I'm really not in the mood to deal with stupidity today.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer said...

OMFG you are hilarious! I particularly love the letter to Gwen Steffani. She's a freaking skank! Love the letter to your redneck neighbors as well. Keep on rockin'! :)

5/27/2005 1:48 PM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

Thanks so much! :-) I agree, she is a skank.

5/27/2005 3:40 PM  

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