Intra-House Memo to My Boyfriend

To: Chris
From: Jenny G
Re: Your oh-so-hilarious comments concerning American Idol
CC: The people who read this blog

May 25, 2005

Dear Chris:

Bo Bice and Constantine Maroulis are not the same person, nor are they Scott Stapp. Please do not exit your room whilst I am watching American Idol ever again. If you choose to breach this rule, disciplinary action will be necessary.

Also, Rice Krispies belong either in the box, your bowl, or your digestive system; not on the floor. That is all.

Sincerely,
The person who makes your food and who therefore you do not want to piss off.