Before Idol started, I wrote about my Idol boyfriend of '07, Tom Lowe. His audition wasn't shown in America but it was shown in the UK. Hmmm, shady. I came across his audition video and oh. my. god. he's British! I had no idea! *swoon* It's a good sign that Simon looks up while he's singing, but I like him so he won't do well. Here's his audition, blokes.