Friday, November 25, 2005

Black Friday

10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Shopping on Black Friday:

1. Have a one-on-one conversation with George Bush for 2 hours.
2. Gouge my eyes out with a spork.
3. Have sex with Rush Limbaugh.
4. Drink a whole case of
Jones Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto soda.
5. Run naked around the block.
6. Listen to the entire Black Eyed Peas' discography.
7. Hide in the chamber of an outhouse toilet.

8. Watch all of
Steven Seagal's movies.
9. Enter a room with 1,000 German Shepherds.
10. Sit on my ass at home watching Season 1, Disc 2 of ER, which is what I'm going to do.


Blogger Caroline said...

Yeah, I live in downtown Chicago and I'm avoiding Michigan Avenue today. I have this cold/flu/no voice thing going on for the 3rd day in a row, and I'd rather feel like the total crap that I feel like now than go outside into the 16 degree weather and go shopping.

So, I agree with you 100%

11/25/2005 2:26 PM  
Blogger oMeSSiaHo said...

Count yourself lucky. I had to break up a fight this morning and watch a co-worker get spit on. This shit gets worse each year.

11/25/2005 5:37 PM  
Blogger noelle feather said...

Did you see the news clip about the people getting STAMPEEDED (is that right?) on at a Walmart somewhere? Ugh. Just plain sick.

11/26/2005 12:59 AM  
Blogger Jenny G said...

caroline, I have been sick the past couple days too. It sucks.

feather, I didn't see it, but I can believe it.

11/27/2005 7:58 PM  
Blogger katiedid said...

God, just looking at that picture gives me the shivers. I stayed at home and continued to clean up again after Thanksgiving, and tried to get the Xmas decorations ready. What instead happened was that I screwed up my back trying to get boxes down from the shelf in the garage. And yet... I am sure I still had a better day of it than most of those folks who wandered out into that black Friday.

11/28/2005 6:45 PM  

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