100+ Facts about Me

I got this idea from Jenn's Random Thoughts.

1. I've never liked a song the first time I heard it.
2. I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
3. I don't believe in soul mates.
4. I thought the title of "Bennie and the Jets" was "Banging on the Jets."
5. I've become a morning person.
6. I have no desire to travel anywhere west of PA.
7. I'm hard to impress.
8. I like dogs better than people.
9. I never go to the doctor because I'm afraid I'll have some horrible disease.
10. I also never go because I hate my doctor.
11. I think transvestites are sexy (think Tim Curry in Rocky Horror).
12. My brain doesn't work if I haven't had my coffee.
13. I smoke too much.
14. I'm paranoid.
15. I love my parents but I am unable to tell them.
16. I become anxious if my home isn't clean.
17. I hate taking showers, but I can't not bathe daily.
18. I have very few regrets.
19. I'm passive-aggressive.
20. I'm fiercely loyal.
21. I truly think my life would be easier if I were stupid.
22. I would never eat food that dropped on the ground, but I'll smoke my cigarette if it does.
23. I'm stingy.
24. I love the place where I'm living now.
25. Right now, things are going the best for me that they ever have in my life.
26. I have no clue what I want to do with my life.
27. I'm turning into my mom.
28. I hate weddings.
29. I cried while watching Fahrenheit 9-11.
30. I don't read as much as I should.
31. I'm extremely neurotic.
32. I hate bacon.
33. I'm notoriously bad at returning e-mails.
34. I hate being an only child.
35. I don't share well because of it.
36. But I'm NOT spoiled.
37. I don't think there's any excuse for grammatical errors in advertisements or media.
38. I couldn't whistle till I was a teenager.
39. I hate small talk.
40. I love going on long drives.
41. I like ice hockey for the fights.
42. Eyes squick me out.
43. Feet do too.
44. I can always tell when a woman has dyed her hair blonde.
45. I'm afraid of showing signs of weakness.
46. In school, I would always look around to make sure I wasn't the ugliest girl in the class.
47. I have low self-esteem.
48. Hard-shell crabs are my favorite food.
49. I only eat them once a year at the neighborhood crab feast.
50. I like beer now; I didn't before.
51. I'm a good cook, if I do say so myself.
52. I'm a Taurus through and through.
53. I don't understand the rules of football even though they have been explained to be several times.
54. I don't let people in easily.
55. I've always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face.
56. I have a quick temper.
57. But I get over it quickly.
58. I want TiVo.
59. I suck at math.
60. My 401(K) lost 14 cents last quarter.
61. I'm good with money.
62. I hate the fact that my hair is turning brown.
63. The song "Brown-Eyed Girl" made me ok with the fact that I don't have blue eyes.
64. I'm not politically correct.
65. People think I'm shy, but I'm not. I just have to get a feel for people before I open up because I tend to offend people (see 64).
66. The first thing I read in the Sunday paper is the wedding and engagement announcements.
67. I WILL go to London before I die.
68. British accents are sexy.
69. British teeth are not.
70. Nice teeth are important to me.
71. I've had braces twice, 2 kinds of retainers, head gear, and 2 kinds of rubber bands.
72. I've never had a cavity.
73. I've never broken a bone.
74. I think it would be cool to be a cop.
75. I went to Boston once and loved it.
76. I didn't like Disney World.
77. My grandma makes the best red velvet cake in the world.
78. But I make better mashed potatoes than she does.
79. The two most judgmental people I know are the two most devout Christians I know.
80. I think sororities and fraternities are stupid.
81. I'm appalled by some of the clothes high school girls wear.
82. I could probably sue my last supervisor for slander if I wanted to do so.
83. I think interracial children are the cutest.
84. I love playing Scattergories.
85. I love designing and decorating houses in The Sims.
86. I look at houses when I'm out for ideas for The Sims.
87. If I'm driving or walking by someone's house at night and they don't have the blinds shut, I look in their window.
88. I ALWAYS close my blinds at night.
89. I love Chinese food.
90. I think prostitution should be legal.
91. So should marijuana.
92. When I smell the lip gloss I wore in 8th grade it brings back memories.
93. I have too many candles.
94. And shoes.
95. I hate clothes shopping.
96. I love shopping for stuff for my home.
97. I'm a pushover.
98. I have a lot of guilt.
99. I'm not a Christian but I celebrate Christmas because I consider it to be a secular holiday.
100. I like my boyfriend's family.
101. I'm not close to my own.
102. I hate the Rolling Stones.
103. You'd have to pay me a large amount of money to get me to go to my 6-year high school reunion.
104. I get along with men better than women.
105. Groups of women make me uncomfortable.
106. I hate when people talk about their children incessantly.
107. If I ever do, I want someone to shoot me.
108. I don't even know if I want children.
109. My grandma thinks I should have children now because "I'm almost too old to have children."
110. I hate crowds.
111. I try to go to stores early in the morning because of it.
112. I've boycotted Wal-Mart.
113. But I'm Target's whore, and I'm sure they're just as bad.
114. I'll probably die of cancer--3 out of 4 of my grandparents have.
115. But that doesn't make me want to quit smoking.
116. I'd rather die young than be in a nursing home.