Don't Look at Me--I Voted Against Him Twice
Wit and Wisdom from the Leader of Our Country
From The Complete Bushisms
"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives—like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."—on federal education requirements, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"Part of the facts is understanding we have a problem, and part of the facts is what you're going to do about it."—Kirtland, Ohio, April 15, 2005
"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible—whatever that means."—On the president's time frame for shoring up Social Security, Washington D.C., March 16, 2005
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."—Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005 (Thanks to Fred Kaplan)
"We need to apply 21st-century information technology to the health care field. We need to have our medical records put on the I.T."—Collinsville, Ill., Jan. 5, 2005
"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."—Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004
"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings. ... "—Fort Belvoir, Va., Dec. 10, 2004
"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."—Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."—Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.
"Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a—you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."—Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."—Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004
"[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003
"I think we agree, the past is over."—On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000 (Thanks to Allison Fansler.)
posted by Jenny G @ 2:43 PM
6 Comments:
God what an idiot he is. I went on a rant about him in a very early post of mine.
I voted against him as soon as I could, which was this past election. What sucks is living in Alabama, where everyone is a die-hard supporter of him. I can't even watch him or read about him most of the time, because I can think of absolutely no good reason why he is where he is and why anyone would ever vote for him.
OH--and something that really irritates me--those damn "W The President" stickers on everyone's cars. My friend had an idea for one that would say "F The President", but apparently someone already beat her to it.
Heh, love these... thanks Jenny. I could get depressed reading them, but I'm purposely choosing to laugh and be amused.
I don't know anyone who actually likes him; I don't see how he got elected. I like that F the President idea.
I think the more depressing thing is that people actually voted for him. He hasn't done a damn thing for our country.
*groans and thanks heaven he isn't our top guy, altho' he sort of might as well be*
I'm sure he thinks he's your top guy. He thinks the US is the most bestest country in the world.
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