Paranoia Strikes Deep
Why the hell is there a FOX 43 news van outside my house? Damn those Mennonites! I knew they hated us, but spreading rumors about us to the news... I'll have to watch tonight. I think I'll wait to water my plants; I don't need to be shown on the news watering plants in my pajamas.
posted by Jenny G @ 8:47 PM
2 Comments:
The media's following you around now? Thank God, that means they're finally leaving me alone...
I'm apparently a celebritity! Maybe that means I can go to a store 15 minutes after it's closed now.
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