This is the blog of an obsessive-compulsive pop culture addict in her mid 20s with a penchant for gay man music, brain-rotting television shows, and margaritas.
Dammit woman! I bought you that ring and then you came up with some story about how a mosquito bit your finger and it all swoll up and a paramedic done chopped it off your finger and it fell down some drain in the emergency ward and then I goes down to the pawn shop and there's the ring and you be drivin' round town in that fancy leased PT Cruiser which I think looks stupid and all I can see is me and Lanaya are looking forward to our first anniverary and she didn't need a ring that cost more than 1200 bucks.
You're lucky my parole conditions don't allow me in Pennsylvania...
That ring is absolutely beautiful. There is one from Cartier that I love...and if some gross guy walked up to me and asked me to marry him...I'd say yes as long as he had that ring. ;) No, I'm not superficial. :) Jenn
j. i done tol' you the truth about my finger. You ain't gon' get away with byin' some wal-mart ring and ritin' tiffanys on the box and make me think its real. you should see the purty ring cletus bot me, its 100% pure cubic zirconia
jennifer--if the guy was rich enough to afford a Tiffany's or Cartier ring, but was nasty, you could always marry him and then divorce him and get alimony.
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I'm not sure if the 2nd link works correctly...
Dammit woman! I bought you that ring and then you came up with some story about how a mosquito bit your finger and it all swoll up and a paramedic done chopped it off your finger and it fell down some drain in the emergency ward and then I goes down to the pawn shop and there's the ring and you be drivin' round town in that fancy leased PT Cruiser which I think looks stupid and all I can see is me and Lanaya are looking forward to our first anniverary and she didn't need a ring that cost more than 1200 bucks.
You're lucky my parole conditions don't allow me in Pennsylvania...
Hmm...that's really weird...it works in Firefox but not IE or Netscape. IE hates this site. I'll just take it down.
That ring is absolutely beautiful. There is one from Cartier that I love...and if some gross guy walked up to me and asked me to marry him...I'd say yes as long as he had that ring. ;) No, I'm not superficial. :)
Jenn
j. i done tol' you the truth about my finger. You ain't gon' get away with byin' some wal-mart ring and ritin' tiffanys on the box and make me think its real. you should see the purty ring cletus bot me, its 100% pure cubic zirconia
jennifer--if the guy was rich enough to afford a Tiffany's or Cartier ring, but was nasty, you could always marry him and then divorce him and get alimony.
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