Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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Mmmm...beer-battered, deep-fried bacon double Quarter Pounder...*drool* Well, except for the bacon. Bacon is nasty. Which reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons exchanges:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

from Accidental Hedonist

Did you hear about the woman who hanged her 4 children and herself? Only her 8-month-old survived. I can't even imagine what must have been going through her head.

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2 Comments:

Blogger March to the Sea said...

barring the simpsons quote which is an unreal sample of how good the banter *used* to be on the show both the other stories are equally gross.

5/30/2007 2:26 PM  
Blogger j said...

I love that Simpson's episode--back when the writing was, as mentioned above, at its best.

I love the progressively cuter lambs at the petting zoo, and the moment when Lisa brings out the gazpacho and after they all laugh Barney says "Go back to Russia"

And of course, the "educational film" about the meat industry...

5/30/2007 3:47 PM  

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