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Mmmm...beer-battered, deep-fried bacon double Quarter Pounder...*drool* Well, except for the bacon. Bacon is nasty. Which reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons exchanges:
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.