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I stole this from StickyKeys. Sorry I've been so sporadic lately (not that it affects anyone's life), but we've been having internet connection problems and I've been too busy at work to post. The things in bold are true; any additional comments are in parenthesis.

I miss somebody right now.

I don’t watch much TV these days. (Reality TV is my sad, sad addiction.)

I love olives. (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

I own lots of books.

I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I have glasses, I rarely wear them.)

I love to play video games. (Sims addiction, anyone?)

I’ve tried marijuana.

I’ve watched porn movies. (MR - Hollywood Hardcore!)

I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

I believe honesty is "usually" the best policy.

I curse sometimes.

I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

I’m TOTALLY smart.

I’ve never broken someone’s bones.

I hate the rain. I have a secret that I'm ashamed to reveal.

I’m paranoid at times.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I need money right now.

I love sushi. (It's ok)

I talk really, really fast.

I have fresh breath in the morning.

I have long hair.

I have lost money in Las Vegas.

I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

I have at least one brother and/or sister.

I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I wore press-on nails once when I was working in food service at the hospital and at the end of the day one of the nails was gone...oops!)

I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I've never had it.)

I like the way that I look.

I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.

I know how to cornrow. (I'm lucky I know how to do a ponytail.)

I am usually pessimistic.

I have a lot of mood swings.

I think prostitution should be legalized.

I think Britney Spears is pretty. (Not anymore, but she used to be.)

Slept with a Suitemate.

I have a hidden talent.

I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

I have a lot of friends.

I am currently single.

I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I love to shop. (I would if I had money and if I were skinny and could fit into any clothing I wanted to.)

I would rather shop than eat.

I would classify myself as ghetto.

I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

I’m obsessed with my blog.

I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.

I'm a pretty good dancer.

I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (I don't know who the hell she is, but knowing him, he did.)

I have a cell phone.

I watch MTV on a daily basis.

I'm embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

I believe in God (The jury is still out)

I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

I’ve rejected someone before.

I currently like someone.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I want to have children in the future.

I’ve called the cops on a friend before.

I have changed a diaper before.

I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. (No, but I like him. I have seasonal allergies!!)

I'm not allergic to anything.

I have a lot to learn.

I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

I have tried alcohol or drugs before.

I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.

I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I was in college)

I have at least 5 away messages saved (I did in college)

I'm shy around the opposite sex.

I own the "South Park" movie

I have avoided assignments at work/school to blog.

When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.

I enjoy some country music. (I had to mark this as true because I like "Thunder Rolls," but I hate most country music.)

I would die for my best friends. (That's a little extreme.)

I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

I watch soap operas.

I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.

I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Ewww...you've obviously never seen my bosses.)

I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (I did till the latest fiasco)

I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story." (Huh??)

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

I watch Spongebob Squarepants.

I have dated a close friend’s ex.

I like surveys/memes. (I'm a loser, what can I say?)

I am bisexual.

I'm obsessed with guys.

I am happy at this moment.

Democrat.

Conservative Republican.

I am punk rockish.

I am preppy. (I guess)

I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (except for Chris!)

I study for tests most of the time.

I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.

I can work on a car. (I know how to check my fluids and then have my dad fill them if they're low.)

I love my job.

I am comfortable with who I am right now.