Monday, December 03, 2007

They Don't Teach This in Sunday School

Today is Day 3 of 25 Days of Niceness, and this doesn't really fit into the theme, but I'm trying to post every day, and I think this is funny, and that's nice, isn't it? Cracked.com has a hilarious list of badass Bible verses. My favorite is:

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them, and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Sweet!


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5 Comments:

Blogger Meadow said...

The bible has more sex and violence in it than any book the "Christian Right" has banned.

12/03/2007 10:29 PM  
Blogger i i eee said...

Amen, sistah!

12/03/2007 11:43 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

BWAHAHAHA! That's completely hilarious. Two bears? Sheesh. I need to look this up in my bible and have another laugh when I see it in print.

12/04/2007 8:30 PM  
Blogger B. said...

Yes, the verses from Ezekiel are part of the story of two adulterous sisters who were prostitutes in Egypt. Who says the Bible isn't a good read?

12/04/2007 9:12 PM  
Blogger Hotwire said...

that is a heartwarming story!!

12/05/2007 8:26 PM  

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