It's a Good Thing

I'm psyched for Martha Stewart's Apprentice tonight. She is my idol. If I could afford it, I would stay at home making my own sweaters from the wool of sheep that I raised myself, decorating cakes to look like elaborate chickens, and slaughtering my own cows to make steak tartar. Plus, she's a big bitch, which is awesome. I heard her catchphrase is going to be, "You just don't fit in here." Meow!

I'll give The Donald one more chance. I watched the first 2 seasons, but I could only stand about 2 episodes of the last season.

Arrested Development was awesome Monday night, as usual. Kitchen Confidential looks promising; I think I'll give it a few more chances before I totally write it off. It's from Darren Star, who did Sex and the City, so it should be pretty decent.

The Office was funny last night, but I don't think it was as funny as it was last year. I'll have to get the UK version from Netflix, because I know that a lot of fans of the UK version loathe the US version.