Instruction Manuals

I just bought a fan at Target, and something tells me the person who wrote the instruction manual isn't a native English-speaker.

"Put the rear base on the body by inserting the cylinders under the body into the holes on the rear base as shown on diagram."

"Put front base on rear base and body and fix body, rear base and front base by screws (4) as shown."

"Press power cord with cord mount (6) and fixed by screws (5)."

And my personal favorite:

"Be sure to keep water and other liquids away from the water."